Minor brain surgery. Emphasis not on the minor.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cwnerd12
squebby

Kevin McCarthy losing four five six consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023's boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that's beautiful

rythyme

like sure it's terrible that our government is such a goddamn circus, but the GOP dug themselves into this hole so we might as well point and laugh. here are some of the funnier updates from day 2 of this shit show:

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rythyme

Day 3 Updates - no changes obviously but plenty more clownery

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i-enjoy-too-many-things
i-enjoy-too-many-things

Anyways if ryan johnson decides to create a knives - out- benoit -blanc franchise james bond-style in which every movie is one murder mystery with a fun twist and rich people getting fucked, and that becomes a cult classic and every few years they recast benoit blanc (as if anyone could ever come close to daniel craig) to continue making movies I just wanna say that not only I would watch all of them, I would become the number one fan. My grandchildren will hear about how I watched the first movie in theaters

teamhawkeye
writingwife-83

I’m know I’m not the first person to say this, but any newbies on tumblr really need to understand how different this is from a lot of other social media. Particularly tiktok.

I just saw a creator on tiktok reminding followers that it’s actually a problem when someone goes back to the earliest post and watches all the posts chronologically, liking and commenting along the way. The stupid app recognizes it as spam or something and then kinda puts a halt on their account? Literally punishing people for positive engagement?? 🥴🤦‍♀️

I’ve already heard people saying years back how they don’t want to be “creepy” and go through a persons blog, liking and reblogging tons of stuff. But think how many more people are going to be worried about it now, thinking they might do actual damage! Most people, especially younger people, are so used to the way tiktok works now. So please, do not ever worry about this on here. Just remember-

You will never do any harm if you go on a like and reblog fest through someone’s tumblr blog! The only risk you’re taking is to make the blog owner weep for joy!! 😭🤣

actualaster

This website literally passes around posts that are so old, the newest comments are celebrating things like “Happy 10th anniversary to this post!” sometimes.

The worst that usually happens is a creator going “wait, what, HOW did you find that 7 year old post that had no tags buried in the depths of my blog?”, very few people actually get mad about it (and from what I’ve seen, the people who do are all entirely immigrants from socmed sites like TT where they have entirely different cultures about it.)

Tumblr itself is based around longevity in many ways.  So, just have at it.  Have fun.  If you like that post 12,000 pages deep on my blog, GO FOR IT.  That’s what this website is all about

cwnerd12
the-witch-maker:
“ darkestelemental616:
“ I ACTUALLY KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS HAPPENED.
When typing up the instructions, the pharmacist or technician was probably using shorthand in the computer, which automatically translates into text a patient can...
darkestelemental616

I ACTUALLY KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS HAPPENED.

When typing up the instructions, the pharmacist or technician was probably using shorthand in the computer, which automatically translates into text a patient can understand. The shorthand for this would have originally been ‘2 pfs po q4h prn hs’, where ‘prn’ stands for ‘as needed’. And there was a typo, so ‘prn’ became ‘pr’, which stands for ‘per rectum’ (aka rectally). I’ve done this myself on accident with ‘diabetes’ (DIAB) and ‘diarrhea’ (DIA), as well as prn and pr. 

…And that was your medical jargon lesson for the day, kiddies.

the-witch-maker

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cwnerd12
froody

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

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froody

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

rattle-my-stars

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