I’m still waiting for #MessinaAssgrab2014 to trend guys

patronizing asked: I can't stop thinking about Mindy's thoughts as that happens: "So, this similar wate- WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT HELLO WHAT ARE YOU I AM GONNA FIGHT Y-... NO UM OKAY??????????? wait why did you stop. um... um, yeah um. yeah okay.... okay. I CONSENT OKAY C'MERE [Freebird plays in the background]" faaaaaaaaaaahk.

THAT’S EXCATLY IT 

Mindy Kaling said her writers said that Messina’s lips are like pillow magnets

I’m assuming because they’re big and soft and they draw you in

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patronizing asked: Mindy Kaling is everything to aspire to, SO YES. GR10 SHOW. GR204 SHOW, REALLY. Girl, you are hella' nice to me, and I appreciate that. DUDLET IT'S OKAY I'LL SCREAM RIGHT FUCKING BACK THERE ARE SO MANY DIMENSIONS OF THAT SCENE WORTH LOVING. I AM PARTICULARLY FOND OF DANNY THROWING THE WATER, ASS GRAB, WAITING FOR MINDY'S APPROVAL, ASS GRAB, ASS GRAB, ASS GRAB, ASS GRAB, THE WAY HIS LIPS SLOWLY LET GO OF HERS AFTER THE INITIAL KISS, MOTHERFUCKING ASSGRAB, ITALIAN GRINDER LOVE SANDWICH, ass grab.

ACCURATE ANALYSIS IS ACCURATE

THE WAY HIS LIPS SLOWLY LET GO OF HERS AFTER THE INITIAL KISS, 

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK 

I CAN’T ANYMORE 

CRYING

CAUSE OF DEATH: #MESSINAASSGRAB2014

patronizing asked: In response as to what to do while watching TV sexy times: There are two kinds of people in the world. One type of people will watch that scene until their eyeballs fall and/or pop out of their head like a Looney Tunes porno. Then there's another type. I will not say anything else.

… there are people who don’t fall under the first option?!?!?

patronizing asked: Also fyi there was a continuity error when they're kissing from the up-close, side-angle perspective, because Chris' hand goes from cheek-cup over hair, cheek-up under hair, and then back again. So they did that straight shot twice as well. ~~~Now you know~*~*(~(~!~~~*

(⊙‿⊙✿)

-flies into sun-

patronizing asked: OH OKAY SO GRIND IS AN ACCEPTABLE WORD TO USE IN PUBLIC AGAIN OKAY COOL NOTED I'LL DO MY CAPS LOCK TALKING OFF ANON AS I TRY TO CLEAN MY EXPLODED LIBIDO OFF THE WALLS BUT BUTTS AND GROINS. I don't even know what the fuck is happening with words right now, but not apparently much but WHO CARES WHO NEEDS WORDS. No but seriously I think my eggs just cooked inside of me. #MessinaAssgrab2014 #5nevrfrgt #Vaginaomelettesprobably #Idon'trememberdoingcrystalmethbutitseemsasifIdid

I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND ME PUBLISHING THIS PUBLICLY BECAUSE WE ALL NEED TO START USING THESE HASHTAGS

HIS BUTT MUSCLES THOUGH WHEN HE’S KISSING HER I’M ACTUALLY GETTING SHORT OF BREATH WHEN I REWATCH ALL OF THAT

JORDAN 

HELP

WHAT DO WE DO NOW

I’M SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP

patronizing asked: YOU ARE ENABLING BAD BEHAVIOUR I WAS SUPPOSED TO SLEEP AND DO STUFF TONIGHT BUT NOPE EVERY TIME I SEE A GIFSET OR CLIP OF YOURS I'M BACK WATCHING THAT FUCKING CLIP FIFTY-THREE TIMES.

JORDAAAAAN

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW AND IT’S SO HARD TO STOP 

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT AND I AHVEN’T DONE A REWATCH YET BUT I’M GOING TO AND THEN REBLOG FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS

I CAN’T HELP IT I’M SORRY

I was tagged by kc2oo9 (AKA: wonderful Claudia)

RULES:
Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person that tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.


The questions:

1. The movie you’ve watched more times.

Oooh good question! I’d have to say probably Catch Me If You Can or Die Hard. 

2. 5 favorite tv characters of all times.

(In no particular order)

Peter Bishop - because Joshua Jackson. … And the fact that Peter will do anything for the people he loves. 

Olivia Dunham- First female character I really admired. I liked Brennan from Bones but she always needed Booth (it seemed to me.) But Olivia, she never needed anyone to take care of herself. She’s wanted others but that’s a whole different story. I don’t normally like female characters but in Fringe I like all of them. Olivia the most. 

Jesse Pinkman - Admittedly I started this series last month, but I am in love with this character. He’s just too loyal and trustworthy for his own good and all I want for him is to be happy. We’ll see if that will ever be the case. 

Walter White - I don’t think I’ve ever gone from liking a character so much to hating one this much. Ever. Delightfully conniving sonuvabitch. 

And of course my other favourite Walter - Walter Bishop. He started off Fringe as an old man, a crazy old man. But he’s so complex that it astounds me that John Noble is only acting. 

3. One tv character you’d bring back to life.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH. 

4. Name 5 OTPs and the song that you identify them with them most.

Olivia/Peter - Fringe - Changing by the Airborne Toxic Event. I know it was used in season 4 but I listened to this a lot when season 3 was airing. I could imagine the song from Peter’s POV. And Olivia hurt because he didn’t know Fauxlivia wasn’t her. 

Booth/Brennan - Bones - You’re so Real by Matchbox Twenty and Gotta Have You by The Weepies. 

I have plenty of other OTPs but I never really associated songs with them like I did those two. Here are my other pairings though:

Zoe/Wash - Firefly

Danny/Mindy - The Mindy Project

Harvey/Mike - Suits

5. Which one was your first fandom?

Bones. Oh how I loved that show. It lost me when Zach was basically written off the show in the season 3 finale. I watched season 4 and grew more angry that he could be brought back but Sweets was forced to promise not to tell anyone. And the kiss in episode 100 turned me off completely because it changes the entire context of the show. And then they just kind of happened to be together in season 6. I stopped watching in season 5. Sigh. 

6. One movie you can’t wait to be released.

Ugh so many. If it’s only one? The Fringe movie. Oh, a REAL one. Uh probably the next instalment of the Hobbit. I LOVE ME SOME MARTIN FREEMAN. 

7. Last book you read.

Catch Me by Lisa Gardner. It was something light and I finished it in like three days. The one I read before that was George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four. Liked the book. Disturbed at the ending. 

8. Most embarrassing moment of your life.

It was a high school math class. I farted. Loudly. It was unexpected for everyone in the room, including myself, and the one teacher that was passing the classroom.

9. One thing (not person) you can’t live without.

Laptop (internet included). Access to TV, music, friends and family. 

10. First thing that comes to your mind at the word “ship”

Pirates. Killian Jones. Yes please.

11. Post your favorite gif from your gif folder.

I don’t have a gif folder (I know, right?) So I attempted to make gifs at one point. I succeeded in making a few. 

and then there’s this:

I don’t even know. 

11 Questions:

1. Favourite type of animal?

2. Top 5 favourite TV shows?

3. What’s the last movie you watched?

4. Favourite novel (or if you prefer fanfiction)?

5. Favourite band - or type of music?

6. Something you’re proud of (something you accomplished)?

7. What’s your favourite past-time?

8. 5 top male actors?

9. 5 top female actors?

10. What’s one thing on your wish list (movie, book, electronics, etc.?

11. What is/was your favourite class in school. 

Found this in the patronizing tag. It made me chuckle. xD

Found this in the patronizing tag. It made me chuckle. xD

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patronizing replied to your post: Obama is projected to be at 243 and Romney is at…

He’s at 244 with Iowa, Colorado and Ohio in his pocket, essentially, 33 Electoral votes. This is without Florida in the mix, and puts him over the 270 requirement, without Oregon and Nevada, two typically Democratic states. FOO’ DONE WON BASICALLY!

YEP. I’m relieved and my opinion doesn’t even matter haha

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patronizing replied to your post: You know what’s fantastic?

HOLY SHIT WOW THOSE PEOPLE GET RABID OVER ANY TALK ABOUT ABORTION OR JESUSING, BUT WASPS WITH THEIR MULTIPLE, POISONOUS STINGERS ARE JUST WHATEVSIES.

LIKE THIS ISN’T NOTHING. IT’S A FUCKING WASP. WAAAAAAAAAAAAASP. 

Apparently she called the place last week and they said they would send two guys out. And I talked to her again this morning because it’s like I’m killing the entire freaking hive. 

I just can’t deal with this shit right now. 

I’m moving to the spare room to work on my assignment and then I might just sleep in there for the night. UGH. 

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patronizing:

ifyoubreaktheuniverse:

patronizing:

ifyoubreaktheuniverse:

patronizing:

ifyoubreaktheuniverse:

The slow decline of wig quality.

Whatre u talkn about its so good

wowo jordan u shuld just be their new wig designer

grurl u dont need to tell me jBOo knows her weaves yo 

wait

wats up???

patronizing replied to your post: I keep trying to go to facebook but my computer…

No one has gone to MSN since 2004.

Ahaha. Except me. I gave it up earlier this year. 

 kalamac replied to your postI keep trying to go to facebook but my computer…

At least it’s not sending you to MySpace

True!!

I made a myspace once and then never used it. 

patronizing replied to your post: OMG. I GOT IT YOU GUYS. I GOT A JOB AS A NEWS…

OMG GUUUURL FUCKING GET. IT. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE. But not in a messy way, just… ANYWAY YOU GOT A JOB I’M SO PROUD OF YOU LOOK AT YOU IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY WHEN YOU WERE WRITING ABOUT GYMNASTICS AND FARMERS AND FERRIES MOVING UP IN THIS WORLD <3

;____________; JOOOOORDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. THANK YOU DARLING. AHAHAHA YES WRITING ALL THE THINGS. It won’t pay as well but I think it’ll be good!!

(PS- GET YOUR BUTT HOME SO WE CAN CHAT ABOUT ALL THE THINGS. I HOPE YOU’RE DOING WELL.)

 detectivedunham replied to your postdetectivedunham replied to your post: OMG. I GOT…

Seriously, I don’t deserve all of you. You’re all so kind and supportive and loving AND WE LIVE HOURS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER. (Considering it’s a small university newspaper)

ALL OF THE LOVE TO YOU AAAAALLL

Lauraahftw and tvnut started following you

patronizing:

Thank you, thank you, thank you both! You are both gentleladies, and I appreciate it wildly so!

The day when my life got a whole lot happier. xD

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