vinegod:

How I feel every time I have to leave my dog at home by Patrick Barnes

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

john-egbert:

janksy:

do you ever look at some photos and just go “how the fuck did anyone manage to take that”

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golcate:

epic-vines:

When people fish for compliments
Vine by: Logan Paul

this deserves an oscar

jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

[x]

(Source: garysoldman)

(Source: uhbishop)

svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

(Source: wasiangod)

itsfuckingdistractingohgood:

I bet you Tchaikovsky’s  ’Sleeping Beauty’, (the music that plays in Mindy’s head when she sees a hot guy) played when she met Danny for the first time but then he said something stupid like “I only get my weather from an almanac” and she was like ‘never mind, he’s a weirdo’. 

lapandamoo:

appleznbananaz:

skeetbucket:

alvinton:

videohall:

The Power of Pine-Sol

FUCK

LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE

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I’m crying

mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish
mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish
mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish
mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

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APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

(Source: peterjsonquills)

anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.


anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.


anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.


anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.


anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.


anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.


anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

anunchainedmelody:

unamusedsloth:

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

pangeasplits:

emperortab:

Pangea with current political boundaries.

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