comedycentral:

Click the image to mourn the imminent death of Hostess with a classic Daily Show clip about banana Twinkies.

Bonus: The sound of Ed McMahon on the couch, chuckling through the whole segment.

Oh my god. Zombieland is coming true.

chandler-dances-on-things:

Chandler Dances on Pizza

chandler-dances-on-things:

Chandler Dances on Pizza

Oh my god, this exists. Imagine the types of conversations this would start. 
"You hungry?"
"Yeah, I’m gonna have a Quickie at lunch."
"…"

Oh my god, this exists. Imagine the types of conversations this would start. 

"You hungry?"

"Yeah, I’m gonna have a Quickie at lunch."

"…"

Oh god. Worst thing to see right now. Realized that I didn’t eat lunch. Normally I don’t do that because I feel insanely hungry and my stomach gets angry with me. But I’m sick so apparently I don’t feel hunger.

Until now.

Nutellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. My stomach’s gonna yell at me soon because of this. 

Psych ep 4.02

Woman: “What resources will you be needing?”

Shawn: “Uh, okay. 1. A case of Red Vines. Individually wrapped…”  

And the rest of the quote is irrelevant. The point is he said Red Vines. Which made me think of Walter. <3