Minor brain surgery. Emphasis not on the minor.

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diver5ion:

“Who died?”

HA. Ha, ha. 

(via strawberryflavoreddeath)

I WENT AND FELT SOMETHING ON MY CHEEK, SO I PULLED IT OFF THINKING IT WAS FROM ACNE OR SOMETHING

I LOOK AT IT AND IT WAS A SPIDER

A  MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIFYING THAT IS?

I IMMEDIATELY SCREAMED AND THREW IT DOWN. 

SO I THINK IT’S IN MY BED SOMEWHERE

FORTUNATELY I THINK I KILLED IT FIRST.

THERE WAS A SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEER ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE 

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