Fill in this blank: I’m a badass because… (x)

(Source: chrisprattings)

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

(Source: iraffiruse)

humanitiesstrongest-levi:

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

humanitiesstrongest-levi:

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

I really shouldn’t be laughing at characters with severe crack additions

and here I am

scarlettblythe said: Never mind, I still love you ;)

d’aaaaw thanks <33 (love you too)

what the hell guys?

I lost like three followers this weekend

… was it because I pointed out that flaw in that Henry VIII/Anaconda meme?

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

The time we had together we stole. I cheated fate to be with you. And we shouldn’t have had that time together, but we did. And I wouldn’t change it for the world. I don’t want to say good-bye. But I will say… I love you, Son.

(Source: amatesura)

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite)

It’s Sunday evening

you know what that means

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 

:)

  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

somuchmorethanthis:

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